At The Movies

The chair folds down, I can't sit straight no matter what I do She's always late, we go to the early show and she's late, but she says "that isn't true" Ten dollars, Twelve, Fifteen, Twenty - at least there's never any wait At the movies Darkness falls the first reel unrolls, with you next to me I'm safe I got a hand to hold, something might scare me, could be that Kreuger Freddy Which one is this I don't know, I only came to see the show, not answer a questionare At the movies Is it real, or is it fake, no it's just a film. Something in between It's not something to ask, just something to be seen, up there on the big screen but how can it be in-between? At the movies Chaplin, Groucho, Charley Chan, Larry, Curly, Mo - isn't there a Joe? "No, just Larry, Curly, Mo, would you be quiet, I'm trying to watch the show." "But I thought there was a Joe." "No." At the movies "Popcorn, candy, soda water, nothing here for a healthnut like me to eat, I paid just as much for my seat! How come they don't cater to the health nut crowd?" "Hey there, you two, you're talking way too loud--" At the movies "Did you know Bob Roberts is Unforgiven and the Player makes Malcom X go to Howard's End And there's Shadows and Fog across Hoffa as he searches for A Few Good Men or Maybe a Distinguished Gentleman?" If you think that you know where and when-- At the Movies Rocky Horror All in Drag, Sly Stallone hits a punching bag. Jack Nicholson goes insane, Orsen Wells replays Citizen Kane - you know Stephen Spielberg bought Rosebud the sled for 20,000 dollars. "Yah?" "Yeah. Wells heard about it, said, 'not that he would pay me that much for a script.' I guess we're at the movies Greta Garbo and Marilyn Monroe, Lisa Minelli and Joel Grey, back at the Cabaret, Clara Bow and Jean Harlow, don't forget Bridgette Bardow - or Elisabeth Taylor along the way-- "I can't sit with you." "Why not?" "You know why not. It's people like you that make me walk out." At the movies