Santa says, "It's not an easy gig
Walking with the gift of love and thinking big
Kids with demands and their moms in tow;
And then there's this ol' grumpy cat that I know--"
"He's grumpy old Christmas Claw,
Kills the little birdies when they call
He's the naughty Christmas Claw
Eats the little mousies up if they fall."
Santa says "It's not an easy time
Working on the front line
Kids want BB guns
And moms want bling
And afterwards I never mean a thing."
"But the worst is grumpy Christmas Claw
Tears into my backsides like I broke the law."
"He's the naughty Christmas Claw,
Kills the little birdies as they call
He's the naughty Christmas Claw
Eats the mousies when they fall."
So Santa found a way to make a friend
He put the catnip down to make amends
And now he's glad to see a change on his end--
Now he's not the naughty Christmas Claw
He walked mile in Santa's shoes and then he jumped the wall
Playful little kitty and that's not all
Sits beneath the tree and licks his balls
He's the loving little Christmas Claw