Life is like a hospital
where every patient wants to change beds
One would like a nurse with a big behind
the other wants better drugs for his head
It has always seemed to me
I would live quite happily
Anywhere but where I fuckin' am
And I say this to my woman
I say this to my very special ma'am
It's just a question of where to go, she said
It's just a question how to pay
It's just a question of how to not get screwed
By the Tax Man on the big tax day
Shall we head to Barcelona, city by the sea?
Bask in the Catalonian hospitality
Shall we depart for the British Isles
And hope Brexit hasn't destroyed their whole reality?
It's just a question of where to go
It's just a question how to pay
It's just a question of where to not get dinged
In the ass on the IRS tax day
Shall we head to Rome, my love, the Eternal City
And see the Pope in all his pagan glory
Or Paris in the Fall, with the Mona Lisa
Hanging on a lonely wall,
Would that please you at all?
It's just a question of where to go, she said
It's just a question how to pay
It's just a question of where to not get fucked
In the ass on the April 15 tax day
But nothing in this world satisfies me anymore, my love
Nothing in this world arouses my heart
Nothing in this world is alive like a darling whore
Nothing in this world, not even my A.I. art
But my soulmate
Must have been sick of my constant whine
And she said a thing to me
That kind of blew my mind
Fine! Anywhere out of this world, she said
That's where I want to be!
Just get me out of this world, sucker
Another planet in the Star Trek NGC
Anywhere out of this world
She said, is where I want to be
Somewhere out of this fuckin' world
Where we can all be free
Where we can all be free